Evil by nature

1.) You shall not sneak out when your parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2.) You shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer ... not to mention it's cheaper)

3.) You shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

4.) You shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

5.)You shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)

6.) You shall not get into fights.
(cat fights anyway ... just start them)

7.) You shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8.) You shall not strip in class.
(hooters pay more)

9.) You shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says: "just do it")

10.) You shall help old ladies across the street.
(just leave them in the middle)